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5 hours ago Legal means something that is related to the constitution. Send some funny legal puns with your closed ones or with someone who is related to the law to share …

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2 hours ago Law Puns Law and the legal profession will sadly touch most of our lives at one point or another. From buying a house to getting divorced, there is little chance of escaping the complexity and enormous bills that come with a visit to a lawyer.

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2 hours ago Lawyer Jokes: Best Lawyer Jokes and Law Puns Reader's Digest

1. The Case of The Imaginary Dogs. My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question.
2. The Best Legal Advice Ever… ... was spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”
3. What Does DUMB Stand For? While serving jury duty, I noticed that the defense attorney seemed a bit nervous. At one point, he picked up a piece of evidence and asked his client, who was on the witness stand, “I see an acronym on this receipt.
4. Six Dumb Questions Real Lawyers Asked In Court. “How many times have you committed suicide?” “Were you alone or by yourself?” “Was it you or your brother who was killed?”
5. Trappiest Place on Earth. A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the part of his brain that won’t stop playing “It’s a Small World After All.”
6. I Don’t Say “Hey” Pro Bono. A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw you on the street the other day. Crossed over to say hello, but it wasn’t you, so I went back.
7. Long Tour of Duty. I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew most of the staff. As I sat with other prospective jurors listening to a woman drone on about how long the process was taking, a judge and two lawyers passed by, giving me a big hello.
8. A Little Too Literal. If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer, you’ll need a degree. But as these court transcripts reveal, the question is, in what?
9. Roll Call. I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary, when the judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.
10. The First Case. An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. "Mr. Peterson," she says. " Would you say you're honest?"

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6 hours ago Legally Witty: Funny Law Quotes Sure, the law and the legal profession are subject to more than a few wisecracks and tongue-in-cheek comments, but that doesn’t mean we can’t secretly enjoy them. Here are a few legal quips to brighten a dull day of study…

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8 hours ago Oct 24, 2018 - Explore T S H's board "Legal puns" on Pinterest. See more ideas about lawyer jokes, legal humor, lawyer humor.

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9 hours ago 31 Depressing Jokes That Only Law Students Will Find Funny. Buzz. ·. Posted on 8 Jan 2018.

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5 hours ago A guy in a Law School walks into the Headmaster's office. He tells the Headmaster, "Sir I have failed my exams, but you have to pass me if you are unable to answer one question that I have. The Headmaster accepted the condition and the guy asked, "Give me a scenario where there is: 1. Something legal but not logical 2.

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2 hours ago 6. Godwin’s Law. Another internet-themed law, Godwin’s Law is the principle that the longer an online discussion goes on, the more likely it becomes that someone will make a comparison to Hitler or the Nazis. It was originally coined as an observation, but has become more of a rule that to invoke Nazi comparisons is to lose the argument.

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4 hours ago A list of 47 Rule puns! Related Topics. Rule: business School rule, a rule that is part of school discipline Sport rule, a rule that defines how a sport is played Game rule, a rule that defines how ; Rule 34: Rule 34 is an Internet maxim which asserts that Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic.The concept is commonly depicted as fan

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9 hours ago Puns are undeniably cheesy at times, but sharing funny puns almost always leads to a good laugh—and in this day and time, we could all use more of that right now. Chances are, you’ve probably

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Just Now A list of 11 Law School puns! John Deavensmit was not having a good time. After an incident involving a coffee spill, he'd been sued for $50 million, and somehow the jury had ruled against him.

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4 hours ago Let's start with the most famous one, from the 3 Stooges: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe. We can make a few variations on it: Kenny, Cheatem and Howe. Dewey, Cheatham & Wynn. I've challenged myself to come up with 50 original "Law Firm name puns".

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1. Be classy with the emails.
2. Losing a case. A man sued an airline company after it mislaid his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. # amwriting #lawyerjokes #nearlyFriday #jokes. — Tony Batton (@thetonybatton) December 7, 2017.
3. Where there’s a will… “Where there is a will there is a lawsuit” — Addison Mizner #lawsuit #best #jokes. — Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) December 8, 2015.
4. The right to remain silent. A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” “You are the lawyer.” said the policeman.
5. Payrate breakdown.
6. Eggers, Eggers, Eggers, and Eggers, Attorneys at Law. Three generations of Eggers in one practice. They hatch so fast.
7. Bickers & Bickers, Attorneys at Law. Sounds like the judge will be given an earful.
8. Good vs great lawyer. What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. # lawyerjokes.
9. Alicia A. Slaughter, Personal Injury Attorney. Ouch.
10. Things paralegals say? It’s on the Reminder List I sent you Monday. It’s on the Nag list I sent you Tuesday. It’s on the PLEASE list I sent you Wednesday.

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3 hours ago Law Firm Name Pun Gifts. MORE FUNNY LAW FIRM PUNS #21. Fonda, Eaton, Busch & Howe Law Firm Name Pun Gifts #22. Luce, Lipp & Butz Law Firm Name Pun Gifts #23 Dewer, Bush, & Lever Law Firm Name Pun Gifts #24 Eaton, Lamb & Lovett Law Firm Name Pun Gifts #25

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9 hours ago Funny Law 8 Kovac’s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Funny Law 9 Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug. Funny Law 10 Law of Drunkedness: You can’t fall off the floor. Funny Law 11 Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Funny Law 12

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Just Now Aug 1, 2019 - Explore Niharika Gulgule's board "law puns" on Pinterest. See more ideas about law puns, legal humor, lawyer jokes.

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5 hours ago Lawyer up for nolo contendere humor, court laughs, mea culpa puns and painful attorney jokes. Lawyer Jokes, Legal Puns, Courthouse Humor. (Because Barely Legal Lawyer Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You Find Yourself on Jury Duty!) Warning: Proceed with Due Caution! Bar -ly legal humor, attorney jokes, and no contest counselor puns ahead.

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6 hours ago 13 of 50. Illinois. If you're a culinary student in Illinois, and you're under 21, you can sip alcoholic beverages.. .you just have to spit them out …

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9 hours ago Law: Laws are similar to rules in science. Here are some related puns: Flaw → Law: As in, “Looking lawless ” and “Design law ” and “Working to overcome your laws.” Awe* → Law*: As in, “Shock and law ” and “The lawsome foursome” and “Gazing in law.” Model: Models are structures that help us understand data and

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8 hours ago Dec 10, 2019 - Explore Peyton Caroline's board "law school puns", followed by 154 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about legal humor, law school humor, lawyer jokes.

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2 hours ago Dec 17, 2018 - Explore Nicole Henning's board "legal puns" on Pinterest. See more ideas about lawyer jokes, legal humor, lawyer humor.

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1. This Lawyer Is Thorough… The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
2. Trappiest Place on Earth. “A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the part of his brain that won’t stop playing ‘It’s a Small World After All.'”
3. Long Tour of Duty. I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew most of the staff. As I sat with other prospective jurors listening to a woman drone on about how long the process was taking, a judge and two lawyers passed by, giving me a big hello.
4. A Little Too Literal. If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer, you’ll need a degree. But as these court transcripts reveal, the question is, in what? Attorney: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
5. Roll Call. I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary, when the judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.
6. The First Case. An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she says. “Would you say you’re honest?”
7. Court of Less Appeal. Justice isn’t just blind—it’s snickering at these real courtroom give-and-takes: Judge (to young witness): Do you know what would happen to you if you told a lie?
8. Frame of Reference. When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers. “Have you ever dealt with an attorney?”
9. The Judgment. After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and proof of community service.
10. Protesting Too Much. Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm’s client denied the allegations. So when the victim pointed him out in a lineup as one of four men who had attacked him, our client reacted vociferously.

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2 hours ago — Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) January 6, 2016 Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.Addison Mizner #lawsuit #best #jokes — Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) December 8, 2015

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6 hours ago Try fighting' with your head for a change.”. “A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a ‘brief.’”. “A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.”. “A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”. “My client may deserve serious punishment, but first

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2 hours ago Here is a list of some funny and wonderful puns on economics. We're sure that you will find a great economics pun to love after going through this list. You can also make these puns into wonderful jokes about economists. 30. One of the economist's biggest dreams was to produce his own show about economics.

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Just Now This funny law is apparently a no-laughing matter; apparently, a blemish on one’s permanent record can give someone a criminal record. In Australia, men are free to cross-dress as long as their dresses are not strapless. The reason behind this funny law is possibly a measure to prevent a cross dressing male’s wardrobe from “malfunctioning

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3 hours ago If you are on the same page then this complete collection of puns is exactly what you are looking for. From classy to sassy, these are the puns that can make anyone laugh (or roll their eyes at least). So scroll down below, vote for the funniest, and let us know what you think! This post may include affiliate links. #1.

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Just Now A collection of father in law jokes and father in law puns. Enjoy these hilarious and funny father in law jokes. We've collected the best of father in law jokes and puns just for you.

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4 hours ago Finally, 3-year-olds were found to play with social rules – for example, saying naughty words to be funny – and showed the beginnings of understanding tricks and puns.

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